The Importance of Walking

(Okay … it’s time for a different type of blog. This one is from the Hyders. They didn’t use it so I did. It's just a little laughter in the day.)

Walking can add minutes to your life.  This enables you at 85 years old  to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $3,000 per month.  Somebody’s got to spend your kid’s inheritance.  You might as well do it.
 

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.  Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is. 

 

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by RVing people who annoy me.   The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. 

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.   I joined a health club last year,  spent about 250 bucks.  Haven't lost a pound.   Sabrina’s lost a ton of weight.  Apparently you have to go there!

  

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',   I wash my mouth out with chocolate.  

 
I do have flabby thighs,  but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day  is so when you die, they'll say,  'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'  

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. 

I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,...... just getting over the hill.

 
 
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. 

Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a pub with a Happy Hour filled with RV’ers and by the time I leave,   I look just fine. 

You could run this over to your RVing friends but just e-mail a link to them instead!  It will save you the walk!